Okay, so, I guess I've never told you how old I am or what I do for a living. I am 23 and I am in college. I am also about to graduate. Technically, I should have graduated a year ago, but silly me, I had my rebellious phase during college and it wasn't against my parents, not really. It was against my school's bureaucracy and the series of events that led me to be a management major.
You see, I didn't want to be in the business college. Seeing my mother wrecking her brains and under heaps of stress every quarter convinced me that I didn't want to work like that. Dealing with the problems that come with doing group work and being 'group leader' in grade school told me that I never, ever wanted to be a manager. I wanted to get my bachelor's in SCIENCE. How else was I going to become a mad scientist? Alas, I'm stuck being just a step away from a dirty politician, a management major. I hate management in the corporate business sense. I'm a filthy Socialist Commy, or perhaps, I belong with the likes of Emma Goldman.
If you've played Dungeons and Dragons, you'll understand this phrase: Chaotic Good with Neutral Good leanings. In other words, I'm a motivator for change, progress and enlightenment, unafraid to work in, around and under your machine with the sole purpose of tearing it down so you can see that it's inefficient. I tear conventions down and find a way to make them better. At the same time, I love to help, even if you're my enemy. I can pity a person who doesn't care if I live or die. I can walk up to a random, injured high school kid after they've gotten jumped on by 20 people, stop them from doing the stupid thing and going after their attackers while dabbing blood off them with my ever-present wet-wipes. I know, I've done it before.
But, I'm not a manager, not in the corporate sense, or even the 'I work for the University' sense. I'm not a back-stabber, a brown-noser, or a cut-throat business person... nor do I ever want to be. It's too easy for people to slip into rationalization as a defense mechanism. I know myself. I do it too. When that guy tried to come through my apartment window, I did the rational thing. I called the police, calmly waited for them to arrive and when all was perfectly safe, a report filed, the window repaired and fitted with new bars, that's when I freaked out. In the business world, danger lurks everywhere. It mixes all of the shark-tank exploits of Wall Street with the jealousies and insecurities that some people never grew out of . The business world is like high school, but with no teachers or parents with enough clout over these grown-up children intent on ruining your life. There's no punishment for bad behavior unless it's truly illegal, and sometimes, not even then.
It would be best for me to be conditioned to that sort of lifestyle and behavior. It would be best and even beneficial for me to become a cold, over-rationalizing human-faced monster. I don't want to be that. I don't want to rationalize my guilts for selling people products that could kill them with the idea that I have 'fiduciary duties'. The other thing I don't want is this economic depression.
Yes, depression. The financial folks don't want to call it that, but we've sunk low enough, employment's in the toilet and no new advances have been made. I don't care if we don't look like we did in the depression in the 30s. People had fewer clothing items, food was cheaper and there were still jobs for unskilled labor. Here, there's nothing.
It's a dead zone if you come out of high school and your family doesn't have cash for college. Heck, it's a dead zone if you do. I don't want to be that kid in the L station with their resume strapped to them front and back, asking for a job.
I don't want to become a vagrant contemplating college as an extremely expensive mistake. I want to feel like I can make a difference in the world or at the very least be happily and comfortably successful at something I enjoy. I want to make my parents proud of what I've done with my life. That's why I fear the day's job market, my own unintentional major, and the negative possibilities that may follow. But, that's part of growing up, right?
Monday, December 20, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Feather Clip Tutorial
If you've ever searched for a glamorous and unique gift for a glamorous and unique Hairphile only to come up empty handed, or flat out broke, this tutorial is for you.
Here are the materials you'll need before you start:
Leather of moderate thickness, no thicker than 3 mm, though.
Feathers
A 1.5 inch long, undecorated snap clip.
White Dressmaker's Pencil
And here are your instructions, with pictures, yo!
Step 1: Draw oval shapes on your leather with your Dressmaker's Pencil. They should be about 2-2.5 inches long . Cut them out.
With that all wrapped up, I should probably do the Etsy Shop of the Week... Especially since I forgot to last time.
Here are the materials you'll need before you start:
Leather of moderate thickness, no thicker than 3 mm, though.
Feathers
A 1.5 inch long, undecorated snap clip.
White Dressmaker's Pencil
Scissors
Exacto-knife
E-6000 Glue
Other embellishmentsAnd here are your instructions, with pictures, yo!
Step 1: Draw oval shapes on your leather with your Dressmaker's Pencil. They should be about 2-2.5 inches long . Cut them out.
Step 2: Draw 4 horizontal lines on your oval. I use a special order to make sure I space them according to the hair clip size so that the leather won't interfer with the snap-clipping action. Draw the first line about half an inch from the top of your oval. The second line should be about 1/4 of an inch down from the first. The third should start a half inch down from the second and the 4th should be 1/4 down from the third. Easy? Easy.
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| The lines are faint, but there. |
Step 3: Use your exacto knife to slice along the lines with a firm and even pressure. Don't slice like you're the serial killer in a slasher flick, slice like you're the plastic surgeon working on the face of a model who retired after someone threw acid in her face. VERY carefully. You may have to repeat in order to slice completely through your leather. Be patient. Neat lines will make all the difference when you start really working with this. In the end, you should have 4, straight and even slits
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You can see the end of my pinky poking out of one of the slices.
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Step 4: Unsnap your snap-clip and thread it through the slits you've made. Start with the second slit, pushing the pointed end of the clip through it. Weave it through the remaining slits much like you would weave those pieces of construction paper together in grade school to make place mats. Once finished with that part, take the rounded back end of the clip and work it up through the first slit. Adjust the clip so that it rests evenly in its leather flap. When you're done, the rounded end of the clip should poke out of the 'top' of the leather flap, while the pointed end should poke out of the 'bottom' of it. Actually the pictures for this tutorial are a little off. I was rushing. The pointed end of the clip should come out of the rounded end of the oval.
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| Observe as I take a picture with my shaky hands whilst gluing |
Step 5: Leave the clip unsnapped. This will keep you from accidentally gluing your clip SHUT. That'd be a bummer. Glue the rounded end of the clip to the leather underneath it. Be careful not to get glue on the underside of the clip. Now, glue the pointed end to the leather above it. Again, make sure not to get glue on the other parts of the clip. You will regret it. Press the leather against the two ends to help secure it and leave the clip to dry a bit- I usually wait about 30 minutes to an hour.
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| Actually, the clip should be put in the other way around. Having the rounded end of the clip at the rounded end of the oval leads to you having a face full of feathers. |
Step 6: Snap your clip shut. If it's dried enough, the leather will not snap off the ends you glued it to. If it's not dried enough, press the leather against the ends of the clip again and allow it more drying time. Start gluing on your feathers, beginning from the outer edges and working your way in. Be sure to draw even, lines of glue over the leather parts of the clip from top to bottom.
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| I have added the red feather. |
Step 7: Add a second layer of feathers for fullness. It's tricky to glue the second layer on. The original layer of feathers may shift. Just push them back in place. Make sure that if there are portions of the hair clip base showing that you cover those with feathers. Allow the clip about 30 minutes to dry for a bit.
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| I added a layer of red feathers, and then a few black ones for decoration. |
Step 8: Allow the clip about 30 minutes to dry for a bit. Add any other embellishments you want to finish off your feather clip. In this one, I used sequins and a fancy de-shanked button. Let the clip dry COMPLETELY, usually for about 10-24 hours. Now the glue has cured and the clip is wearable. Enjoy.
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| The finished product. I do recommend trimming any visible glue from the clip so it looks professional. This is just a quick hack job. The real clip looks MUCH better. |
With that all wrapped up, I should probably do the Etsy Shop of the Week... Especially since I forgot to last time.
This week's feature is LoverDover's, a children's dress and adult apron shop styled after the fashions of the early 20th century! The whole shop looks like it was born in the era of 'I Love Lucy', splashed through the psychedelic colors of the 70s, and tripped into a 50's diner. I LOVE IT. This is a 'definitely' for any retro housewife and/or kitchen diva. Take a look at my choice picks!
Little Red Riding Hood Dress
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| Cape and Blouse are sold separately in the shop. Dress comes with a little blue apron |
I Love Lucy Apron
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Belle Princess Dress
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Funky Stretch Bracelet Tutorial
For this week's 'episode', I'll be instructing you guys on how to make a cute bracelet worthy of gifting! All you need is some stretchy cord, bugle beads, bicone beads, stringing glue and about 20-45 minutes of your time. I know that's a big time gap, but to be honest, it takes people longer to do this sort of thing on their first couple of tries. Once you get the rhythm, Ooooooh baby, it won't take you long at all. I can actually make 3 of them in 45 minutes now.
Anyways, here we go! Take a look at your materials!
Stretchy Cord
Bugle beads
Bicone Beads
Stringing Glue
Measure a length of stretchy cord 3.2 times your desired length. Don't look at me like that, YES it has to be that long. Now, start with 4 beads in the following order- bugle, bicone, bugle, bicone.
Step 2: Move to your next row
This step is 'tricky' or so I've been told. Take the end of the string opposite your last bicone and put it through the hole of the bicone that the first string exits The result should look like this:
If it looks like this,
you put the string through the wrong hole! Pull it back out and put it through the other hole. Pull taut.
Step 3: Continue the trend!
Place 2 beads on one strand in the order: bugle, bicone. Then place on bugle bead on the opposite strand. Work the bugle strand through the 'exit wound' of the bicone (ONLY the bicone) on the opposite strand, just like you did in Step two. Pull taut. You see how this is going? Yeah? Repeat until you get close to your desired length.
Step 4: Finish it!
Stop a centimeter or so shy of you desired length. If you keep going, you'll have a loose floppy bracelet, not a stretchy one! Make sure the end of your chain has no bugles on the free strands. Now, place a bugle on each 'free' strand. See, that? Yes, I know I contradicted myself, but I'm doing it so you don't make the mistakes I did. Now, pull those strands through your FIRST bicone, you know, the little guy you put on between the two bugle beads at the very beginning of your bracelet! Unfortunately, I don't know how to draw that in MSPaint, so, you'll have to use your imagination.
Pull taut. Tie the strands, double, or triple knot them. Then, apply a small blob of glue for extra hold. Allow the glue to dry. Cut the excess cord as close to the knot as possible. TADA! You're done.
Note: Try using different shapes and styles of beads to get different bracelet effects. You can even make a wavy effect by using bicones of graduated sizes! Experiment with the length of your 'chain' to make rings and chokers too! Just remember, use clasps for the chokers... you don't want to strangle anyone.
Anyways, here we go! Take a look at your materials!
Stretchy Cord
Instructions:
Step 1: Place your first beadsMeasure a length of stretchy cord 3.2 times your desired length. Don't look at me like that, YES it has to be that long. Now, start with 4 beads in the following order- bugle, bicone, bugle, bicone.
Step 2: Move to your next row
This step is 'tricky' or so I've been told. Take the end of the string opposite your last bicone and put it through the hole of the bicone that the first string exits The result should look like this:
you put the string through the wrong hole! Pull it back out and put it through the other hole. Pull taut.
Step 3: Continue the trend!
Place 2 beads on one strand in the order: bugle, bicone. Then place on bugle bead on the opposite strand. Work the bugle strand through the 'exit wound' of the bicone (ONLY the bicone) on the opposite strand, just like you did in Step two. Pull taut. You see how this is going? Yeah? Repeat until you get close to your desired length.
Stop a centimeter or so shy of you desired length. If you keep going, you'll have a loose floppy bracelet, not a stretchy one! Make sure the end of your chain has no bugles on the free strands. Now, place a bugle on each 'free' strand. See, that? Yes, I know I contradicted myself, but I'm doing it so you don't make the mistakes I did. Now, pull those strands through your FIRST bicone, you know, the little guy you put on between the two bugle beads at the very beginning of your bracelet! Unfortunately, I don't know how to draw that in MSPaint, so, you'll have to use your imagination.
Pull taut. Tie the strands, double, or triple knot them. Then, apply a small blob of glue for extra hold. Allow the glue to dry. Cut the excess cord as close to the knot as possible. TADA! You're done.
Note: Try using different shapes and styles of beads to get different bracelet effects. You can even make a wavy effect by using bicones of graduated sizes! Experiment with the length of your 'chain' to make rings and chokers too! Just remember, use clasps for the chokers... you don't want to strangle anyone.
Friday, November 26, 2010
The Makings of Elegance: A Reflection
Since I've been busy crafting a lot of these epicly beautiful and utterly timeless pieces, the nerd in me fixated on the phrases most often uttered when such things are displayed. "That's so elegant!"
My inner linguist takes out her spectacles and asks "Why these words in particular?" What is it that makes one bracelet or necklace elegant and beautiful while the others are just beautiful? So, I set out to answer this question by inquiring amongst my fellows, peers, and elders about the attributes of various things they deem elegant. Here are some of the adjectives I uncovered.
Sparkly Classic Regal Sleek
Stands-out Abstract Simple Dark
You may not think it's very interesting, but I did. The majority of the these words don't necessarily apply to something 'elegant'. For example, a brooch of a 6-inch tall gorilla cast in gunmetal and covered in sparkling rhinestones is dark, somewhat abstract, sparkly and it most certainly stands out, but it's far from elegant. Really, only 2 of the adjectives I've presented aren't words that could just as easily be applied to something that isn't elegant. Regal, Classic. Hmmm.
Typically, something regal is something exuding a kingly bearing. A kingly bearing? How do we see kings? Usually in a positive light...possessing the best and finest things, graceful, polite and well-cultured. So, a regal piece of jewelry is something of the best and finest materials, a graceful form and possessing a non-intrusive, yest still very noticeable air.
The other word, classic, refers to something iconic, easily recognized and generally well-liked. So, a classic piece of jewelry is something easily recognized and usually well-liked. It's most likely something traditional. These words have intrinsic qualities that always align with the notion of elegance.
From this, it's safe to assume that the true aspects that make elegance are how classic and regal a piece is. It has to be something incredibly beautiful, but capable of standing up to time and changing fads, something timeless and genuine. To that, I'd like to add the word 'unique'. Elegance is not something mass produced, but something truly beautiful in its rarity. The diamond solitaire necklace at the very beginning of its use was deemed elegant, but since then, it's been mass-produced, imitated to death and its reputation destroyed. Everyone has one now. It's become easy to overlook. It's elegance has been reduced to an expensive fade-into-the-background accessory.
So, now, I'll take off my nerd hat and bring this topic to... what was it again? Oh yeah, this blog's about jewelry and each post is supposed to give you an interesting take away! Here's some of that take away. Elegance is a quality you want to be applied to yourself and your craft. So, be genuine, unique, classic and stand out from the crowd.
My personal take away is that while having a brand name with a catchy acronym or bright colors seems 'cool', the style and quality of the jewelry I make doesn't fit with that. Long, pretentious names don't work either because my style hops and jumps here and there. Everything I do is limited edition and one of a kind. Everything I do is Nonpareil Joolry.
My inner linguist takes out her spectacles and asks "Why these words in particular?" What is it that makes one bracelet or necklace elegant and beautiful while the others are just beautiful? So, I set out to answer this question by inquiring amongst my fellows, peers, and elders about the attributes of various things they deem elegant. Here are some of the adjectives I uncovered.
Sparkly Classic Regal Sleek
Stands-out Abstract Simple Dark
You may not think it's very interesting, but I did. The majority of the these words don't necessarily apply to something 'elegant'. For example, a brooch of a 6-inch tall gorilla cast in gunmetal and covered in sparkling rhinestones is dark, somewhat abstract, sparkly and it most certainly stands out, but it's far from elegant. Really, only 2 of the adjectives I've presented aren't words that could just as easily be applied to something that isn't elegant. Regal, Classic. Hmmm.
Typically, something regal is something exuding a kingly bearing. A kingly bearing? How do we see kings? Usually in a positive light...possessing the best and finest things, graceful, polite and well-cultured. So, a regal piece of jewelry is something of the best and finest materials, a graceful form and possessing a non-intrusive, yest still very noticeable air.
The other word, classic, refers to something iconic, easily recognized and generally well-liked. So, a classic piece of jewelry is something easily recognized and usually well-liked. It's most likely something traditional. These words have intrinsic qualities that always align with the notion of elegance.
From this, it's safe to assume that the true aspects that make elegance are how classic and regal a piece is. It has to be something incredibly beautiful, but capable of standing up to time and changing fads, something timeless and genuine. To that, I'd like to add the word 'unique'. Elegance is not something mass produced, but something truly beautiful in its rarity. The diamond solitaire necklace at the very beginning of its use was deemed elegant, but since then, it's been mass-produced, imitated to death and its reputation destroyed. Everyone has one now. It's become easy to overlook. It's elegance has been reduced to an expensive fade-into-the-background accessory.
So, now, I'll take off my nerd hat and bring this topic to... what was it again? Oh yeah, this blog's about jewelry and each post is supposed to give you an interesting take away! Here's some of that take away. Elegance is a quality you want to be applied to yourself and your craft. So, be genuine, unique, classic and stand out from the crowd.
My personal take away is that while having a brand name with a catchy acronym or bright colors seems 'cool', the style and quality of the jewelry I make doesn't fit with that. Long, pretentious names don't work either because my style hops and jumps here and there. Everything I do is limited edition and one of a kind. Everything I do is Nonpareil Joolry.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Making Christmas, Making Christmas
I've been stressing holiday bootcamp a lot lately and keeping up with it fairly well. I've been able to make a little money, save a little money and plan out possible bought gifts (which I can really afford!) for my close friends and relatives. However, there's usually at least one Ren-Made item in the lot of Christmas gifts. It was when I was perusing my stash that I noticed that I've taken absolutely no time out to make any heartfelt, handmade Christmas gifts for ANY of my family members. Uh... Oops.
This week's feature is one mouthwatering, jaw-dropping marvel that'll excite your sweet tooth. Fusion Sweets caters to any gourmet sweet tooth's deepest desires. Run by the mother/daughter team of Kay and Angela, the shop offers enchanting new takes on old favorites from marshmallows and butter caramels to traditional hard candies, all in exciting and innovative new flavors. Everything is handmade, organic and flavored with real, all natural ingredients. You can even get custom orders! Here are some of my personal favorites.
Peanut Butter Caramels
Wicked Cool huh? I might get me some of these treats for the holidays!
Then, of course, I overheard some of my sweet aunts randomly chattering about how excited and proud they are about my little side-business and how they've kept up with my deviantart page and can't wait to see what I've made for them for Christmas. Uh.... Oops!
So... Holiday Bootcamp's discipline will now be applied to gift-making and planning. To pacify all THREE of my faithful readers, I'll post a couple tutorials- maybe a reflective piece for you guys to gnaw on while I get busy. All this, it's no big deal, right?
I've still got time and now, NOW, I also have legitimacy. I made my first PURELY online sale a couple days ago. Why is that so important? Well, it's important because that means that all my DA posting and Etsy fiddling and all that enabled me to make someone want to buy something that I MADE simply because it looked good on a photograph. That means, that my stuff looks professional from every angle. That means, I don't have to work myself to sell a product. It sells itself. I feel... lightheaded.
That said, my Etsy Shop is now open for business. There aren't many items RIGHT NOW, but there will be... soon. I'm pacing myself. If I post everything at once, I'll have a mondo huge listing bill and I won't be able to personally sell anything in my inventory. So, for now, I'm plucking out some of my best pieces and putting them up for the possible online market.
And now! Before I forget, our Etsy Shop of the Week!
This week's feature is one mouthwatering, jaw-dropping marvel that'll excite your sweet tooth. Fusion Sweets caters to any gourmet sweet tooth's deepest desires. Run by the mother/daughter team of Kay and Angela, the shop offers enchanting new takes on old favorites from marshmallows and butter caramels to traditional hard candies, all in exciting and innovative new flavors. Everything is handmade, organic and flavored with real, all natural ingredients. You can even get custom orders! Here are some of my personal favorites.
Peanut Butter Caramels
Guava Lemongrass Berlingots
Neopolitan Marshmallows
Rose Infused Marshmallows
Wicked Cool huh? I might get me some of these treats for the holidays!
Friday, November 5, 2010
Gifts Anyone could love
So, you're back for more, huh? You really want to see those things that everyone would find amusing to make the whole awkward 'Getting to Know You' song and dance avoidable, huh? Well, alright, but only because I wanted to share this stuff with you guys anyways!
With everything from TV remotes stylized like Harry Potter wands to Lightsaber pens to dissolving travel toiletries, Think Geek is your headquarters for all things nerdy and geeky. Most things will be a guaranteed hit with guys because they're full of action, sci-fi guy movie goodness with wicked applications of technology in the most unexpected ways. Hmm.. OOH! They have power inverters! Ahem. Anyway!...
Here are a couple websites that offer cute and unique things for a variety of prices. But, before we get started, let me warn you, as a college student born to an environmentally-conscious middle class family who's mantra is 'haste makes waste', I am the virago of bargain hunting. At the same time, I am the only child, a Leo and rather prone to spoiling myself, so I'm also really keen on good quality. That said here ya go.
1. The Fifteen Dollar Store: $
Yeah, who doesn't love designer stuff for JUST 15 bucks? I know I love it!
2. Sock Dreams: $ through $$
Who would have thought that you could have dreams about socks? Well, I have dreams about THESE socks. The socks at sock dreams are all made from high quality fibers and not only do they have a broad selection of socks that will stand up to the coldest of Chicago Winters, they also have the sexiest knee and thigh-highs I've seen to date.
3. Think Geek:
With everything from TV remotes stylized like Harry Potter wands to Lightsaber pens to dissolving travel toiletries, Think Geek is your headquarters for all things nerdy and geeky. Most things will be a guaranteed hit with guys because they're full of action, sci-fi guy movie goodness with wicked applications of technology in the most unexpected ways. Hmm.. OOH! They have power inverters! Ahem. Anyway!...
4. L'Occitane en Provence: $$ through $$$
As far as wholesome, sustainable luxurious health and beauty goods go, L'Occitane is THE BEST. All of their fragrances, hair care products and body potions are made with all natural ingredients and essential oils. I'm a big fan of their hair products and body creams. My skin and hair have never been this soft and well nourished.
5. eBay: $ to Infinity!
Like you didn't see THIS one coming. Um, can I just say, you can find ANYTHING on eBay! I've gotten everything from white gold and onyx pendants to printer ink cartridges for a fraction of their regular prices on eBay.
6. Retroscope: $$ through $$$
Thinking of doing period costume, or just snagging a few crazy stellar pieces? Retroscope is one of my favorite places to window shop. With their saucy bustle skirts and very feminine ruffled shirts, they have been on my mind since I first heard of them 3 years ago.
7. Etsy: $ to infinity!
I have been quoted time and again that Etsy is the 'rich folks ebay', but even I can't deny that Etsy has some pretty COOL stuff on it. I shop there all the time, for myself and for others. There are all kinds of handmade, one of a kind gifts and 'gifts for you' to be found on Etsy, so don't knock it till you've tried it.
Finally a Featured Etsy seller for you!
Naturalynn: Featuring handmade soaps in a variety of shapes colors and styles, Naturalynn wraps your body in affordable essential oil infused luxury. Here are a few of my ABSOLUTE favorites
Vanilla Cupcake Soap:
Oreo Cookie Soap:
Cherry Limeade Popsicle Soap:
Making Christmas, Making Christmas
La la la!
I'm making my list and checking it twice. Gonna cross off who's naughty, not nice. Raiding every discount bin in toooown.
It's getting close to Christmas, folks. With all this Holiday Bootcamp Hooplah eating my free time and the sad fact that my 'inventory bin' is ...running over now, I thought it was time to devote some thought to the reason for the creation season, Christmas. It was then that I realized that my aunts kept sending me strange text messages about clothes and CDs and shoes, not because they're weirdos like me who enjoy learning about people for the sake of learning, but rather so they could either get me to obliviously drop hints about things I might want or ascertain what things I might like.
Yes, I am often rather oblivious. I go to conventions and marvel ecstatically at awesome cosplay of Marie Antoinette and Alichino or Malice Mizer conveniently forget WHY I took my camera out in the first place.. Furthermore, I am that scatterbrained person who lamented losing her wallet but then found it in the freezer when she went to console herself with icecream (Don't ask. Please.)
So, it's perfectly normal for me to have my list of Christmas gifts for other people planned out down to the color of the wrapping paper, but to not have thought of a THING to give myself. I even have a little schedule of who I'm going to handmake cards, cookies and trinkets for already lined up and waiting for Thanksgiving break.
Perhaps, you're not as strange and obsessive as me, so you don't have your gifts all plotted out. I decided that it would be a good idea to toss together a sort of guide for people to go bargain or 'interesting find' hunting for their loved ones. So, with that, I'll give you my pillars of buying for gifts.
Children under 10: This is by far the easiest group to buy for. They're wants are simple and usually they'll just tell you. "I want Bratz." "I want Bakugan toys" or the ever famous "I WANT TO BE A MAD SCIENTIST!!!!" You can usually just go hunt in a toy store for these guys. Keep it simple, make sure it's something that they consistently go for and wrap it up cute.
Kids 10+ and Tweens: Kids over ten are a little harder to buy for. They're trying to be like teens, who are trying to be like adults, but they still have some of the affinities of younger children. You can find a happy medium by going with something a little more grown up. Instead of getting them hardcore jewelry, go for something cutesy in bright colors or an outfit like one of their TV idols (kiddie style, of course), or a video game. Most kids in my family start getting their first bits of 'sleek and stylish' technology at this age.
Teens: With the beginnings of more adult thoughts and the greater influx of emotions (and hormones) buying for teens will always be tricky. They have cultures and subcultures, fads and phases, strange mixtures of likes and dislikes and opinions. BOY! Have teens got opinions! But, they can still be bought for. The easiest, no-thought gift you can get for a teen is something electronic, or better yet, one of those American Express or Visa giftcards. It's money on a card they can use ANYWHERE! If you have an idea of your teen's tastes, branching out into CDs, Clothing (Be very careful with this one. They are picky little gremlins), and cool little odds and ends that either have great personal meaning or aid in their quest for self-expression.
One major thing to note about teens is that they have tastes and opinions all set in their minds, much like adults. Unfortunately, they haven't quite acquired the finesse of social BSing that adults have. So, if you buy a teen a glowing Jesus shaped lava lamp clock that belches out bible scriptures every hour on the hour, don't be surprised when all you get in return is a pained grin (read: Grimace).
Twenty and Thirty Somethings: Being among this group, I have a good idea of what they usually want. This group, well, we usually want something fun and quirky. Something snarky, or maybe something thought provoking or technologically savvy. The best gifts for this group usually fall in the realm of private jokes, fond childhood memories, and current hobbies and obsessions. My friend once bought me a riding crop. It was a jibe at my former status as D&D Dungeon Mistress. Even though that thing has brought up more uncomfortable questions and embarrassments than I care to remember, I still keep it in the closet near that fat binder full of D&D monsters and I even take it out for a good laugh every now and then.
Folks 40+: Folks in this age group usually want something of quality, something that shows that they are mature, knowledgeable and still very sexy or funny or whatever they're known for. Yep, the 40+ group has an eye for luxury, but the maturity to still appreciate simpler things. For example, my father ADORES getting laundry detergent for Christmas. I stopped trying to figure out why. My grandfather has always been a coffee lover, so I always buy him the most luxurious coffee I can find and of course, something he'll find funny like a color changing coffee mug. The point is, find their niche, get them something extraordinary, and make sure they know you appreciate their little idiosyncrasies (But don't call them idiosyncrasies. Just...just call them character traits)
In short, Christmas shopping is about knowing the people that you're gifting with! It doesn't take long to pop in and chat about what someone else loves and it's actually not that hard to give a thoughtful gift.
My next post feature random cool crap everyone will love!
I'm making my list and checking it twice. Gonna cross off who's naughty, not nice. Raiding every discount bin in toooown.
It's getting close to Christmas, folks. With all this Holiday Bootcamp Hooplah eating my free time and the sad fact that my 'inventory bin' is ...running over now, I thought it was time to devote some thought to the reason for the creation season, Christmas. It was then that I realized that my aunts kept sending me strange text messages about clothes and CDs and shoes, not because they're weirdos like me who enjoy learning about people for the sake of learning, but rather so they could either get me to obliviously drop hints about things I might want or ascertain what things I might like.
Yes, I am often rather oblivious. I go to conventions and marvel ecstatically at awesome cosplay of Marie Antoinette and Alichino or Malice Mizer conveniently forget WHY I took my camera out in the first place.. Furthermore, I am that scatterbrained person who lamented losing her wallet but then found it in the freezer when she went to console herself with icecream (Don't ask. Please.)
So, it's perfectly normal for me to have my list of Christmas gifts for other people planned out down to the color of the wrapping paper, but to not have thought of a THING to give myself. I even have a little schedule of who I'm going to handmake cards, cookies and trinkets for already lined up and waiting for Thanksgiving break.
Perhaps, you're not as strange and obsessive as me, so you don't have your gifts all plotted out. I decided that it would be a good idea to toss together a sort of guide for people to go bargain or 'interesting find' hunting for their loved ones. So, with that, I'll give you my pillars of buying for gifts.
Children under 10: This is by far the easiest group to buy for. They're wants are simple and usually they'll just tell you. "I want Bratz." "I want Bakugan toys" or the ever famous "I WANT TO BE A MAD SCIENTIST!!!!" You can usually just go hunt in a toy store for these guys. Keep it simple, make sure it's something that they consistently go for and wrap it up cute.
Kids 10+ and Tweens: Kids over ten are a little harder to buy for. They're trying to be like teens, who are trying to be like adults, but they still have some of the affinities of younger children. You can find a happy medium by going with something a little more grown up. Instead of getting them hardcore jewelry, go for something cutesy in bright colors or an outfit like one of their TV idols (kiddie style, of course), or a video game. Most kids in my family start getting their first bits of 'sleek and stylish' technology at this age.
Teens: With the beginnings of more adult thoughts and the greater influx of emotions (and hormones) buying for teens will always be tricky. They have cultures and subcultures, fads and phases, strange mixtures of likes and dislikes and opinions. BOY! Have teens got opinions! But, they can still be bought for. The easiest, no-thought gift you can get for a teen is something electronic, or better yet, one of those American Express or Visa giftcards. It's money on a card they can use ANYWHERE! If you have an idea of your teen's tastes, branching out into CDs, Clothing (Be very careful with this one. They are picky little gremlins), and cool little odds and ends that either have great personal meaning or aid in their quest for self-expression.
One major thing to note about teens is that they have tastes and opinions all set in their minds, much like adults. Unfortunately, they haven't quite acquired the finesse of social BSing that adults have. So, if you buy a teen a glowing Jesus shaped lava lamp clock that belches out bible scriptures every hour on the hour, don't be surprised when all you get in return is a pained grin (read: Grimace).
Twenty and Thirty Somethings: Being among this group, I have a good idea of what they usually want. This group, well, we usually want something fun and quirky. Something snarky, or maybe something thought provoking or technologically savvy. The best gifts for this group usually fall in the realm of private jokes, fond childhood memories, and current hobbies and obsessions. My friend once bought me a riding crop. It was a jibe at my former status as D&D Dungeon Mistress. Even though that thing has brought up more uncomfortable questions and embarrassments than I care to remember, I still keep it in the closet near that fat binder full of D&D monsters and I even take it out for a good laugh every now and then.
Folks 40+: Folks in this age group usually want something of quality, something that shows that they are mature, knowledgeable and still very sexy or funny or whatever they're known for. Yep, the 40+ group has an eye for luxury, but the maturity to still appreciate simpler things. For example, my father ADORES getting laundry detergent for Christmas. I stopped trying to figure out why. My grandfather has always been a coffee lover, so I always buy him the most luxurious coffee I can find and of course, something he'll find funny like a color changing coffee mug. The point is, find their niche, get them something extraordinary, and make sure they know you appreciate their little idiosyncrasies (But don't call them idiosyncrasies. Just...just call them character traits)
In short, Christmas shopping is about knowing the people that you're gifting with! It doesn't take long to pop in and chat about what someone else loves and it's actually not that hard to give a thoughtful gift.
My next post feature random cool crap everyone will love!
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