I HATE Boxed Macaroni

Maybe I'm spoiled.  Maybe I'm weird.  Whatever the case, I have decided that I HATE boxed "macaroni and cheese" meals.  Stale cardboard flavored, powdered orange milk dust covered JUNK.  UGH!  I hate it.

I have tried every brand, every shape.  It's all horrid filth made to help the macaroni deprived believe they are eating something close to the creamy cheesy goodness that people like my mother spend hours slaving in a kitchen to make.  To be frank, I'd rather have the difficult to prepare, but delicious macaroni to this awful Goldfish shaped mac and cheese or even Kraft or velveta shells.